zeldathemes
I'm kay but you can also call me moose. my interests include but are not limited to: butts, cats, kissing, food. here you will find those things plus a little MMFD, Parks and Rec, HP, THG, Sherlock, OITNB, Glee, and other miscellaneous things that make me laugh and/or drive me crazy. all you need to know is: I enjoy tequila. xxxxx
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The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation
Monica Drake- Clown Girl  (via tropicalrainstorm)

brokeymcpoverty:

so everybody at afropunk was freaking gorgeous

I can be someone’s and still be my own.
Shel Silverstein  (via thegirlwiththelittlecurl)

queenoftherestingbitchface:

wocinsolidarity:

I don’t know about you but I saw Nicki Minaj’s recent posts on Instagram as commentary on the clear double standard between displays people’s reaction of white and black women’s sexuality. The last picture, the newly released cover of her new single “Anaconda”, has received some backlash for it’s display of Nicki’s behind. 

Thoughts??Comments??

The nail has been hit on the head.

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

  #REAL    #LOL  
White people: You have to wait for the facts before you talk about Ferguson!
Eyewitnesses: He was on his knees with his hands up.
Medical examiner: There was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, no sign of struggle, and there were entry wounds on the inside of his arms and the top of his head, implying he was on his knees with his hands up.
Convenience store owner and clerk: There was no robbery and we didn't call the cops.
Ferguson PD: Okay, we admit it, Wilson didn't know anything happened at the convenience store and we determined no crime was committed.
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White people: Nobody can say what happened! We still have to wait for the facts to come in!

weloveshortvideos:

My 1 Year Old Beatboxing Niece

Vine by iLLyNoiiZe

  #LOL    #BEST  

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

ladyhistory:

Whenever I get sad, I just read the 1-star Amazon reviews of the 5lb. bag of sugar free Haribo gummy bears.

  #lol