zeldathemes
I'm kay but you can also call me moose. my interests include but are not limited to: butts, cats, kissing, food. here you will find those things plus a little MMFD, Parks and Rec, HP, THG, Sherlock, OITNB, Glee, and other miscellaneous things that make me laugh and/or drive me crazy. all you need to know is: I enjoy tequila. xxxxx
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thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

rabbitglitter:

This is how you know White people are responsible for the definitions in dictionaries. 

  #LOL  

magicmumu:

toxicnebulae:

"made-up genders"

ah, yes, as opposed to natural, organic genders harvested from the Gender Tree in the far-off, mystical Gender Land

free range gender

gluten free gender

I can’t believe it’s not gender

wetheurban:

ART: Cesar Santos’ Masterfully Remixed Paintings

Artist Cesar Santos’ paintings seemingly bring the works of masters – from the Renaissance to the nineteenth century to Modernism – together, juxtaposing their styles one on top of the other.

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  #OMG    #ART    #JFC  

Jimmy Fallon realizes that his aging is being documented on television every single day for the rest of his life (x)

  #u lil poop  
  #FUCKING    #RON SWANSON    #BEST CHARACTER    #PARKS AND REC  
Great things happen when you have the courage to be yourself.
Michael Sam, Arthur Ashe honor of Courage Award at the 2014 EPSY awards (via peetas)
  #goddamn    #michael sam  
  #always    #parks and rec    #ben wyatt  
The thing about patriarchy is that individual men, gay and straight, are often really wonderful people who you love deeply, but they have internalized some really poisonous shit. So every once in a while they say or do something that really shakes you because you’re no longer totally certain they see you as a human being, and you feel totally disempowered to explain that to them.
(via cunicular)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

xcyclopswasrightx:

You are who you choose to be. Don’t let other people’s perception create your reality.

WE. DON’T. FUCKING. TALK. ABOUT. THIS. FUCKING. MOVIE.

  #OH NO    #THE IRON GIANT