zeldathemes
I'm kay but you can also call me moose. my interests include but are not limited to: butts, cats, kissing, food. here you will find those things plus a little MMFD, Parks and Rec, HP, THG, Sherlock, OITNB, Glee, and other miscellaneous things that make me laugh and/or drive me crazy. all you need to know is: if I'm dressed and out of bed, it's time for pizza. also, I enjoy tequila. xxxxx
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  #omf  

celestial-sexhair:

me as a celebrity

  #about me    #always  

0shawotting:

slurpuffs:

not all men

are as addicted to carpet as i am. i rub different textures of carpet all over my body. i smell the fresh new carpet smell and feel myself get excited. i work day and night to collect different types of carpet from wherever i am. i sleep with a carpet pillow i have made by hand. i wrap myself in a cocoon of carpet and feel myself merge into the fabric, becoming one…  

dichotomized:

In 1967, Kathrine Switzer was the first woman to enter and complete the Boston Marathon as a numbered entry. She registered under the gender-neutral name of “K.V. Switzer”. After realizing that a woman was running, race organizer Jock Semple went after Switzer shouting, “Get the hell out of my race and give me those numbers.” however, Switzer’s boyfriend and other male runners provided a protective shield during the entire Marathon. These photographs taken of the incident made world headlines.

dichotomized:

In 1967, Kathrine Switzer was the first woman to enter and complete the Boston Marathon as a numbered entry. She registered under the gender-neutral name of “K.V. Switzer”. After realizing that a woman was running, race organizer Jock Semple went after Switzer shouting, “Get the hell out of my race and give me those numbers.” however, Switzer’s boyfriend and other male runners provided a protective shield during the entire Marathon. These photographs taken of the incident made world headlines.

Too many young girls don’t know how to act when someone’s being inappropriate with them. They giggle or they try to brush it off. Don’t do that. Tell them to go fuck themselves - be a bitch. If someone’s being disrespectful to you, be disrespectful right back. Show them the same amount of respect that they show you.
Wise words from my mom  (via kiddings)

Tina Fey for Garnier

Tina Fey for Garnier

  #life partner  

flatulenceontoast:

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  #dYING    #LOL  
  #this is sexual    #glee    #klaein    #otp: brooches and bowties  
humansofnewyork:

"We were smoking outside one time. And this same car kept driving by, and we thought: ‘Man! That’s weird!’ Then we got arrested."

humansofnewyork:

"We were smoking outside one time. And this same car kept driving by, and we thought: ‘Man! That’s weird!’ Then we got arrested."

  #same bro